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Monday, August 23, 2010

I recently watched a film called Tokyo Gore Police.

It is by far the most senseless, crude, and disgusting thing I have ever witnessed, filled with nothing but gratuitous violence, sick humour, and cheap special effects. Only someone with serious psychological issues could possibly enjoy this filth.

Yes, it's really that good. Go find yourself a copy already.

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

I googled "fugly" just to see what it came up with, and found some fucked-up wax figures. Check it out yo.

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Hey there.

I'm Madi, one of Shitface's cool friends. iI'm gonna be posting here every so often, so here comes my first post. SHI-POW!

So today, I was in the pet store. I guess, for reasons that are beyond me, something happened outside of the pet store that must have been so catastrophic that I had to miss it, because when I walked out, I noticed an ambulance was pulled out in front, and a man was sitting on the side with a bunch of paramedics around him making strange gurgling noises with the blood that was pouring from his face. Wasn't sure what that was about, but I just sort of nonchalantly carried my celestial eye goldfish home. I can't believe I didn't hear something like that happening outside.

To brighten the subject, the fish I got are AWESOME. Here's a shitty photo I took of one of them with my cell phone. You CAN'T tell me that isn't the best fish in the world.