The Honey Badger Don't Give a Shit

HOLY SHITTING DICK NIPPLES

This is by far the most amazing thing I have ever seen anywhere.

I don't know why, but I love this.

So I just looked over at my sister and she's eating candy floss with salami.

Fuck my family's weird.

Want to know the best pain-free way to commit suicide?

Of course you do!

And here are some of the more painful methods.

I recently watched a film called Tokyo Gore Police.

It is by far the most senseless, crude, and disgusting thing I have ever witnessed, filled with nothing but gratuitous violence, sick humour, and cheap special effects. Only someone with serious psychological issues could possibly enjoy this filth.

Yes, it's really that good. Go find yourself a copy already.