Steve, don't eat it!

I would kill for a box of those Erkel-Os.

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Hey there.

I'm Madi, one of Shitface's cool friends. iI'm gonna be posting here every so often, so here comes my first post. SHI-POW!

So today, I was in the pet store. I guess, for reasons that are beyond me, something happened outside of the pet store that must have been so catastrophic that I had to miss it, because when I walked out, I noticed an ambulance was pulled out in front, and a man was sitting on the side with a bunch of paramedics around him making strange gurgling noises with the blood that was pouring from his face. Wasn't sure what that was about, but I just sort of nonchalantly carried my celestial eye goldfish home. I can't believe I didn't hear something like that happening outside.

To brighten the subject, the fish I got are AWESOME. Here's a shitty photo I took of one of them with my cell phone. You CAN'T tell me that isn't the best fish in the world.

Sheep gives birth to human-faced lamb in Turkey

Corpses for sale

I want.

My friend made this. Try not to shit your pants.

I'm told she drew it all with her left hand too.

I used to think my little brother was weird for dunking his potato chips in lemonade, then last night I found my sister eating mayo with a spoon.